Something is on fire in New York Cities Central Park?  You don’t say!  Well this time instead of the fire coming from homeless people standing around a 60 gallon oil drum warming their hands, the source is instead cars that have been set ablaze.  According to http://www.nytimes.com/ they aren’t even sure if the fires are related:

“Four cars have caught on fire near Central Park in the past two weeks and fire officials are investigating whether the blazes may be related, the authorities said on Wednesday.”

That’s what I love about New York City.  Four cars catch fire in two weeks and they aren’t sure if there is any relationship.  I guess when you live with millions of people, many of whom are certifiably insane, then little things like people igniting cars into rolling balls of fire just becomes “one of those things.”

Get a load of the what the New York Times said was found at the scene(s):

Several rambling notes were left at the scenes of two of the fires; among their topics were references to being “sexually disrespected” and complaints about the courts, a law enforcement official said, and more than one used the phrase “mind control.”

What does “sexually disrespected” even mean?  Did the car in question turn down the advances of said raving lunatic?  For those of you out there feeling “sexually disrespected” by your K-car, put down the gasoline and the match and please check yourself into a mental hospital for some “rest.”

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