It seems that the spawn of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were involved in a car accident in early December.  According to eonline.com both children escaped the accident without major harm:

Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, were being driven around by their nanny in a Mercedes SUV when the driver of a Honda made a sudden left turn, cut them off and hit two other vehicles.

Sheen, who inexplicably still has an acting career had the following to say through his rep:

“I spoke to Charlie and the girls are fine. He is very grateful because the accident could have been worse. He was very grateful the girls were in their car seats and for the safety features of Mercedes.”

The safety features of the Mercedes?  Did I just hear a cash register ring?  I wouldn’t put it past Sheen or Richards to make some money off of this accident.  In fact, sources close to Richards have declared that the actress is desperate for money and willing to do anything short of full on pornography to make some money.

On the bright side both children are safe (probably safer in the car with the nanny then outside with their parents anyway) and the Mercedes did indeed do it’s job.  I suppose this is another kick in the teeth to American car companies: “Foreign cars save celebrity spawn’s lives.”  Catchy.

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